High Tech Penis Product is Purely for Pleasure
There’s a new high-tech penis-related gadget in on the market. While it doesn’t make your penis bigger, it will make your private time with your wang a little more high-tech. Lovingly dubbed “RoboVagina” in the blogosphere, RealTouch is a new product that connects to your computer’s USB port on one end, and envelopes your penis on the other. It’s an advanced new form of “teledildonics” which allows you to feel all the sexy sensations you are viewing on your computer screen in real time. Best of all, it was designed by a former NASA engineer!
This is the RealTouch
The main device (into which you stick your member) contains a series of motors, a temperature regulator, and a lube reservoir, all designed to simulate the sensations of various orifices and various sexual acts. Certain pornographic films are encoded with detailed information that feeds into the device, which results in sensations that correspond directly to the action on the screen. What will they think of next?
It’s true that boys love toys, and for boys who like to insert their manhood into toys, this product should be a hit. Available for straight and gay men, the device so far only works with specially coded pornographic content provided by RealTouch. What I’d like to see is this product become open source! Then people could program it to work with any content. Although then there’s always the danger that people will start virtually abusing LOLCats.
Not sure how I would feel about sticking my manhood in there!
One thing about this product really concerns me though. Part of being a true nerd is not having sex very often, but this could eliminate the non-virtual sexual ambitions of an entire generation of geeks! If geeks go extinct as a result of this thing, who will build our bridges, airplanes, computers, and high-tech sex gadgets? One solution might be to equip sperm banks with RealTouch systems. I’m going to have to start writing some letters about this…
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