Penis Enlargement SPAM Crackdown Hurts Small Country’s Economy?
A closer look at the penis enlargement spam that clutters up your inbox.
Everybody hates SPAM. No, I don’t mean the canned so-called-meat product. You know, those annoying emails that show up in your inbox often in awkward English trying to scam you into sending money overseas or buying products like porn subscriptions, generic Viagra, and yes, even penis enlargement products. Although we are obviously comfortable with the idea of people buying and selling penis enlargement products online, these spammers are just insidious! Not only do they clutter up our inboxes, but sometimes they even come loaded with harmful viruses and worms that can muck up your computer. But could there be harmful implications if we stop SPAM altogether?
Well, as it turns out, the issue is more complex than just a case of a few jerks overseas annoying us with junk emails. According to the Onion News Network, by banning the export of penis enlargement pumps from Koy4Goff—the country whose sole industry is SPAM—America threatens to cripple the small country’s economy! (Okay, okay, obviously this is not a real news story. But the video that accompanies this bogus scoop is completely hilarious. Check it out below.)
Once again, the Onion strikes gold with some brilliant satire. But imagine if there actually was a country whose sole industry was the manufacturing of penis enlargement products? I wonder what their average penis size would be. Would you be proud to salute a flag every morning that featured the icon of a massive penis flapping in the wind? Perhaps it wouldn’t be too far off from living in the US of A…
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