Don’t Judge: When Not To Use A Penis Pump
An Oklahoma Judge Uses Penis Pump in Court Room
There’s a time and place for everything, including using your penis enlargement pump. Penis pumps are a popular form of natural penis enlargement for many respectable citizens and professionals, and apparently, some not-so-respectable professionals as well. In 2006, Donald D. Thompson, an Oklahoma judge, was discharged from his judicial duties for using his penis pump. “Wait a minute,” you ask, “using a penis pump isn’t a crime!” You’re certainly right, it’s not. But pulling your shlong out in the middle of a trial to pump it up in the courtroom is not only a crime; it’s completely uncouth—especially when you’re the presiding judge!
This Man Let His Judicial Ween Out
Recently, Mr. Thompson made a bid to receive back benefits, arguing that he wasn’t always a dirtbag, and deserves the money for decades of good service. He was denied, on the grounds that he willingly violated a judicial oath. What the hell was the oath, I wonder? “I shall keep my judicial ween in my pants at all times, so help me God”? I bet he’s wishing he chose to bring a more discrete form of penile enhancement into the courtroom, like a penis extender that fits under the pants. Or he could have just taken some pills or stuck a patch on his arm. But I guess when you find a method that works for you, you go with it, even when it’s a little inconvenient.
I guess only certain jobs would allow you to easily use a penis pump at work. Telephone operator comes to mind (those headsets are a marvel). And I suppose it wouldn’t be too difficult for a professional blogger to get away with it…
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