Cocaine Strap-on: Penis Enlargement and Drug Trafficking
Can pumping up your penis increase your ability to smuggle cocaine?
At a UK lap-dancing club, a 37-year-old man named Steven Fox was caught in the act of snorting cocaine. Probably not uncommon in a lot of UK lap-dancing clubs, but this guy, after being searched, was found to have 5 bags of cocaine in his jacket. Authorities were still suspicious of the man, and a more extensive search revealed a sixth bag of cocaine strapped to his penis. The man pleaded guilty to possession of narcotics and was subsequently fined £200 plus £80 costs. But what does this mean about penis enlargement? What role does penis size play in all of this? This news story begs the question: will drug traffickers start enlarging their penises in order to gain more effective covert drug storage in their pants?
A Large Penis Size: Perfect Secret Drug Storage?
It seems logical: the bigger your penis, the more drugs you can strap to it. So will drug traffickers become the next big demographic of customers for penis enlargement pumps, penis pills, natural penis enlargement patches, penis extenders, and instructional guides for penis exercises? Imagine how much of a hot-shot drug trafficker you could be if your penis was 10 inches long and you could strap 4 bags of cocaine to it! Does this mean that the FBI will want to start screening people who order penis enlargement devices for connections to drug trafficking rings? I wouldn’t put it past them. Or maybe I’m just paranoid. In any case… food for thought.
To Clarify: I am in now way supporting cocaine use...that stuff ain't cool!
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