Pictures of Tiger Woods’ Penis
OMG, LOL, or TMI?
One can't help but wonder what's hiding just below the crop
Turns out we might be seeing pics of Tiger Woods’ dong soon enough. Goody. At long last the question can be answered: does the pro golfer have a putter or a nine iron in his pants? The buzz is that Playgirl magazine, bless their hearts, are holding onto photos of the wiener in question. By now, whether you like it or not, you’ve heard of pro golfer Tiger Woods’ highly publicized string of sexual indiscretions (i.e. sleeping with dozens of trashy strippers and porn stars instead of his incredibly hot Swedish model wife). Everyone from bloggers to the most seemingly reputable news agents seem to be obsessed with Tiger Woods’ penis. And said penis may just make its appearance in photographic form very soon. But, do we really care about his penis size?
Hole in One: Tiger Woods’ Woody May Go Public
Think about it: if you were as big of a man-slut as Tiger and were sticking your woody in all sorts of unsavory and silicone-injected ladies, you’d probably end up having some sexy photos taken along the way, right? It’s just par for the course. But do we really want to see grainy cell-phone pictures of this wiener’s wiener? Just because he’s a pro athlete with a porn star name doesn’t mean his grainy cell-phone penis pictures will be anymore interesting than, say, mine. Unless, of course, Tiger’s packing something remarkable in those douchey golfer’s khakis. Even if his is, who really cares? I have a feeling it will be about as exciting as watching golf on TV if the PGA was filmed with a shitty cell phone camera….only with a little dick instead of a putter.
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