Whilst this doesn’t have a huge amount to do with actual penis enlargement, it is topical in that it does involve penis. Of two kinds. Cos c’mon, Jean Claude Van Damme is just a tool. As is his penis. And if you don’t believe me, take a look at this video. Mr Van Damme himself, on Brazilian national tv, dancing, grinding and getting jiggy with it (and I know that’s the exactly how he would have described it himself – as stated above – he is a tool.) Clearly that was all too much for the Mussels from Brussels as he ends up sporting what can only be described as the most uncomfortable looking hard on ever (nicely squashed into his stone washed jeans,) which he unsuccessfully tries to hide, whilst the hosts of the show make a point of well, pointing out his humiliation. I hope you enjoy this as much as me.

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