Shaq Attack: Shaquille O’Neal Inspires New Small Penis Syndrome
We’ve all heard of Shaquille O’Neal. He’s a 7 foot, 300 pound monster of a pro basketball player who has made forays into acting, rapping, and blogging. Despite how horrible his acting and rapping attempts were, he has certainly carved his place in popular consciousness, and his influence as a celebrity reaches farther than just as a pro baller. Case and point: there’s a new unfortunate penile syndrome on a lot of men’s minds these days that goes by the name of Shaquille O’Neal Disease.
Does Shaq suffer from an average sized penis?
The Shaq-inspired syndrome is defined as the unfortunate visual effect of having a larger-than-average body size, much like the Twitter-loving pro baller, coupled with a very normal, run-of-the-mill penis size. The effect of this combination is that you appear to have a much smaller penis than you really do. Could this fear of Shaq in the sack cause men to turn to penis enlargement methods to bring their penises up to par with their body size?
Does Shaq suffer from an average sized penis?
It’s long been common wisdom for over-weight men that losing those extra pounds can increase the appearance of penis size. For heavier guys, all that extra weight around the groin can make the penis seem pretty insignificant in size, largely because it’s hidden under billowing fat. But what about tall guys? Studies show only a weak correlation between height and penis size, which means that although some tall men’s members will be proportionate to their massive stature, others will have disproportionately-small shlongs. This phenomena has been dubbed Shaquille O’Neal Disease. I wonder if Shaq got the memo, and if so, how he feels about it? And can anyone verify that Shaq even suffers from the disease that bears his name? After all, for all we know, he’s got as much reach downstairs as he does upstairs.
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