Pretty in Pink: Rammstein’s New Album Proves They’re Total Dicks

Rammstein: from 6 dildos to prosthetic penis exercise
In the current MP3-centric marketplace where physical music sales are dwindling, many bands are releasing special editions of their albums featuring lots of fun extra stuff to sweeten the deal for customers. Rammstein, the German industrial band, decided to do just that, but their special edition album goes a bit further than your average extended booklet of liner notes and free bumper sticker. The cheeky Germans decided to package their new CD with a set of no less than six pink dildos cast from the band members’ actual penises and a bottle of official Rammstein lube. What a bunch of dicks!
Shock Rock or Cock Rock?
This isn’t Rammstein’s first foray into penile pursuits—far from it! Known for their stage antics, one of their most famous live gimmicks is this prosthetic penis that the singer wears that sprays white liquid all over the drummer’s derriere and the audiences faces during their song, “Buch Dich” (“Bend Over”). Here’s a video of said antic live in Berlin. The magic really starts around the 3 minute mark…
Porno For Pyros: Sex, Dongs, and Shlock ‘n’ Roll
If you appreciate Rammstein’s brand of shlock, you’ll just love their new music video for their song, “Pussy.” Warning, this video features hardcore graphic sex involving all members of Rammstein. Enjoy!
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