Puppetry of the Penis: Penile Art Form Hits Broadway

Puppetry of the Penis - or genital origami
So by now we’ve all heard of penis exercises. But penis puppetry? This August the theater-viewing public will be able to witness the cheeky art form of penis puppetry (AKA genital origami) on Broadway. Yes, the Australian-born show Puppetry of the Penis will be returning to the stage this summer, and we couldn’t be more excited. Just what does this penile puppetry consist of? Well, basically a couple of balls-out lunatics shaping their junk to resemble things like hamburgers, wristwatches, snails, and other familiar objects.
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The concept and show were started by David “Friendly” Friend and Simon Morley, and originally performed at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Since then, it’s been taken around the world and has spawned a documentary called Tackle Happy and a book called Puppetry of the Penis: The Ancient Art of Genital Origami. In this book you can learn some tricks yourself that will be sure to make you a hit at parties and will be sure to get you fired from your job if you bust them out at work. Here’s an image from the book that shows you how to turn your wang into the Loch Ness Monster:

How to fashion your penis as the Loch Ness monster.
With tricks like “Atomic Mushroom,” “Windsurfer,” “G-String,” and “Weed Snipper,” it’s no wonder that these guys are a hit. Just think of the kind of tricks they’d be able to perform if they utilized penis enlargement methods on the side. They’d be able to pull off such mammoth tricks as “Skipping Rope,” and “Canadarm.” I’m just saying. In any case, if you’re in the New York City area, you’ll be able to watch two Australian men manipulate their penis, scrotum, and testicles into various objects, food items, and animals set to humorous narration at the 45 Bleeker Theater from August 4 until August 30. You’d be a complete dick not to go.
Visit the website for more information and tickets: Puppetry of the Penis.
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