Celebrity Penis Hall of Fame: Flea
Remember the ’90s funk rockers the Red Hot Chili Peppers? But in recent celebrity news, the band’s bass player Flea is selling his LA mansion for over 13 million dollars. Why is this news relevant to our site? Well, it isn’t really. But Flea’s recent return to our consciousness as a result of his recent foray into the real estate market has inspired us to nominate him in our Celebrity Penis Hall of Fame series.
Flea stars as part of our Celebrity Penis All Stars Series
Clothing Optional
The irreverent bass player of RHCP was never known for a particularly mammoth penis (though hardly flea-sized), though he is famous for having a very frequently visible and almost always exposed penis (usually shielded only by his other famous instrument, the bass guitar). Yes, Flea was never a big fan of clothes, and is famous for giving audiences an eye-full of shlong whenever he felt a little warm on stage, which was pretty much every show.
Flea hiding his manhood with his instrument.
Schlock, Sock, and Shlong
While the flea of the animal kingdom is known for having a penis that is actually larger than its body size, Flea the rock star is known for sporting a tube sock on his member. Flea and his band mates also made it their signature fashion statement to don nothing but a sock on their dicks, a move that sent sport sock sales through the roof in the mid ’90s.
Thus, Flea is a bastion of penile pride and a worthy addition to our Celebrity Penis Hall of Fame. His commitment to exposing himself to the masses is an inspiration to us all.
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