Teen Sends Penis Size Through The Roof
As it turns out, when it comes to penis size, the sky is truly the limit. That’s what one particularly playful and artistic teen in the UK discovered recently. 18-year-old Rory McInnes’ parents had recently redone the flat roof of their massive £1,000,000 home in Hungerford, Berks, UK. Well-endowed with a cheeky sense of humor, the young man took it upon himself to climb onto the giant roof with a can of white paint, and rendered a gargantuan penis on the roof of the luxury home.
What a dick!
The mammoth member went undetected for 12 months until it was spotted by a helicopter pilot, who hovered and managed to snap a photo of the rooftop rod. Apparently, the teenager was inspired by a documentary he had seen about Google Earth, which allows people to view satellite photos of the entire globe, and wanted to make his own unique contribution to the aerial view of his neighborhood. When a UK tabloid who received the photo from the pilot contacted Rory’s parents, Rory was off on a holiday in Brazil. When they reached him by telephone, the budding artist laughed, “Oh, you’ve found it then!” What a little scamp!
Having viewed the teen’s work, I have to commend Rory not only on the artistic merit of his penile painting, but also the crazy cajones required to climb up onto the roof of that mansion. For someone who’s not a huge fan of heights, such a stunt would require a serious dedication to the image of the phallus. While I’m completely dedicated to the dissemination of penis-related information, I have to say that I might have a hard time proclaiming the power of penis by rooftop. Perhaps I could participate in rooftop penile promotion on a single-story dwelling…
Truly, this teen is an inspiration to us all. Such a dedication to the male organ and such a creative and daring expression of that dedication should be applauded. But while we applaud the actions of Rory, we don’t recommend climbing up onto your roof and emulating his stunt, as it’d be quite dangerous. I think I’ll stay content reaching for the sky figuratively speaking rather than literally.
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