Why Not to Use a Heavy Metal Penis Stretcher

A heavy metal ring is not a recommended penis stretching technique!

Recently, a man in Newport Beach, California got himself into a tight squeeze and had to be rescued by firefighters. A testament to the importance of FDA-approved penis enlargement methods, the 50-year-old got his penis stuck in a makeshift metal ring intended to weigh down and stretch his penis. Although penile stretching is a proven technique, using a heavy metal ring that a penis is likely to get swollen and stuck in is just silly. Apparently, if he had waited any longer to ask for help, he could have lost his willy (hey, that rhymed).

His penis grew to a size five times its normal girth—not in a good way—and turned black because of all the blood trapped in there. Fortunately, the Costa Mesa fire department swooped in just in time to remove the man’s swollen member from its steel prison with a high-powered saw.

There’s No Wanking When You’re Penis Is Into Metal!

This is why if you’re interested in making your penis bigger, you’re going to want to do the research, and not just insert your wang into whatever heavy object you have lying around and hope for the best. One of the most important features that are built into all top name-brand penis enlargement devices is the ability to easily remove the device from your ween so it doesn’t turn black and fall off.

Unless your goal is to have a bunch of firefighters climb all over your swollen manhood with power tools—not that there’s anything wrong with that—we would suggest sticking with tried and true methods of natural penis enlargement. For more info on methods of penis enhancement that don’t weld shut around your penis, encasing it in an inescapable iron-maiden-like steel trap, check out the rest of our site. We bet Mr. Steelcock wishes he had.

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