Yet another reason to enlarge your penis: small penis size causes bird flu! Well, not quite. But a new study shows a correlation between penis size in ducks and rate of flu infection.

It’s commonly assumed that when you drive a monster of a vehicle, it may be in order to compensate for a miniature penis size. So it was only fitting when the Russian automaker RussoBaltique opted to upholster their seats with leather from one of the largest penises in nature.

A study carried out by Victoria University indicates that many men are concerned about their penis size, and this concern can greatly affect some men’s sense of wellbeing. Why are men so concerned about the size of their wangs? And what does this mean for male mental health?

It must have seemed like a good idea at the time. In 2006, an Oklahoma judge was convicted of indecent exposure for using his penis enlargement pump in the courtroom. His recent bid for back benefits was refused.

Maybe having a small penis isn’t all bad? This humorous list borrowed from Asylum.com considers 13 reasons why having a mini-member can be a good thing. The list was written by LA author and producer Alan Weider, who has proven that small penises are a laughing matter after all.

As a change of pace, we’ll be donning a chef’s cap and trying our hand at some culinary artistry. What does recipe-sharing have to do with this site’s theme? The main course on today’s menu is a nutrient-rich and delicious Bull’s Penis Stew.

Some Austrian politicians have insisted that a criminal investigation be carried out in regards to a discount supermarket chain stocking pink penis-shaped lollipops, which they are deeming beyond the realm of good taste. The supermarket’s response to the allegations: “Suck it.”

Everybody hates SPAM, including the kind that tries to sell you penis enlargement products. The Onion News Network (a satirical news site) investigates how the American crackdown on penis enlargement SPAM is hurting some small economies overseas. Hilarious!

Some humorous photos borrowed from awkwardboners.com, a blog dedicated to documenting photos of unfortunately-timed erections. Think you are the only one who gets a hard-on at inappropriate times? Think again, and prepare to laugh.

Something tells me that this is the kind of tattoo that will cause all sorts of regrets later in life. The anonymous man in this picture decided it was his duty to warn the world about his miniature member in the form of a giant tattoo proclaiming: “Warning: Small Cock.”