In our continuing educational series highlighting natural herbs that have penile benefits, we’ll shed some light on Saw Palmetto extract, a substance derived the Serenoa repens fruit. We’ll investigate what makes this traditional extract a potent addition to penis enlargement pill cocktails, and why it’s been used for centuries to cure sexual dysfunction.

With this economic recession still in full swing for a lot of people, costly indulgences like penis enlargement products can seem financially unrealistic. That’s why we’ve compiled this list of our top 10 ways to make your penis seem bigger without penis enlargement. (Note: Don’t try these at home. This is a joke, silly)

When can the brain have dominion over the penis, and when does the penis take over? In an interesting new study, researchers reveal why some men can control their sexual arousal more than others. Turns out, if you can’t contain your laughter, you might not be able to contain your boners either.

Great news for sufferers of erectile dysfunction. New research into electro-shock therapy is proving to be extremely promising in permanently curing erectile dysfunction. This new technique can potentially zap new life into many limp dicks!

Wearing a condom that doesn’t fit can be both uncomfortable and unsafe. Luckily, condoms come in all sorts of shapes and sizes, just like shlongs! You’ll have to find the perfect condom for your penis size. We have some advice for you about this important matter, as well as a Condom Size Chart to help you out!

I talked to real women…yes, real women about penis enhancement, sex and men to find out what they really want…in a man and a sex life.

We reported a while back about a new luxury SUV that would feature whale penis leather seats. This was exciting news for supporters of animal castration; however the automakers have recently stated that they won’t be offering this option anymore for their vehicles, because Pamela Anderson sent them angry emails. LOL!

Good news for anyone suffering from Priapism, which is the condition whereby men experience unwanted erections that last for a really really long time and can cause permanent damage. New studies have shown promise for a new cure for this condition.

Barnacles possess the biggest penis relative to body size in the animal kingdom (up to 50 times their body length!). But recent studies have shown that bigger doesn’t always equal better for these creatures. While barnacles with longer penises are more flexible and can reach more mates the shorter, more muscular penises are better for standing up to rougher waters.

Recently, a man was caught snorting cocaine in a UK club. He was searched and found to have a bag of cocaine strapped to his penis. Could this trend catch on, causing drug traffickers to turn to penis enlargement for more effective cocaine storage? (Note: Although the news story is true, this article is a joke).