Articles in Celebrity Penis
A landlord in Toronto learned that laughter is the best medicine—especially if it is at the expense of the jerk who wronged you. Recently, a vulgar individual decided to pee all over the lobby of Alex Hess’s building, only to find himself the victim of hilarious public mockery, and the star of a new website—smallpenisalert.com.
A UK man was recently accused of exposing his penis to a female guard on a train. In a surprising twist, he was able to get the charges dropped by exposing himself to the courtroom. How did showing off his willy convince the courtroom he was an innocent man? It’s all thanks to a little two-inch lizard.
Just when you thought we men couldn’t get any more ridiculous… Enter the glorious art form of Puppetry of the Penis. Hitting Broadway this summer is a humorous show where two Australian guys manipulate their junk into all sorts of shapes—food, objects, people, you name it. Even better, you can also learn to perform “genital origami” in your own home!
Everyone knows that Shaquille O’Neal is a big guy, but is penis size proportionate to his massive body? We may never know, but one thing’s for sure, that an average-sized penis would look pretty unimpressive on a Shaq-sized frame. Enter “Shaquille O’Neal Disease”: the unfortunate visual effect of having an average-sized penis on an above-average-sized body.
Celebrity Penis Hall of Fame: Flea
Remember the ’90s funk rockers the Red Hot Chili Peppers? But in recent celebrity news, the band’s bass player Flea is selling his LA mansion for over 13 million dollars. …
We’d like to congratulate Chastity Bono on the recent sex change. The former female, Chastity “Chaz” Bono publicly announced that he would be acquiring a brand new penis, completing his gender reassignment. We think this is great—penises should be enjoyed by all!
Recent testimony in Playboy by Shia LaBeouf reveals that the Hollywood star has a small penis. Could having a massive CGI penis transform into a giant truck or massive alien robot offer just the boost Shia LaBeouf’s career needs? We investigate this question and more.
Whilst not a celebrity in the true sense of the word, this guy got his 15 minutes of celebrity dickness via a 60ft cock. Some men with penis size envy drive sports cars, others use penis pumps or pills. Rory McInnes draws giant peen.
