The latest buzz in the whole Tiger Woods sex scandal is that we’ll soon be seeing photos of the pro-golfer’s penis. Even if this happens, who cares? Everyone and their dog apparently.

Here we have the goods on what the world’s leading pop diva wants in a sexual partner and it has everything to do with penis size. Take what you will from her words, but her attitude is clear: it’s time we liberate ourselves.

In a recent interview with soon-to-be Playgirl model Levi Johnston, the quasi-celeb was secretive when questioned about his penis size. Perhaps a more appropriate question would be: Who the hell cares?

n our ongoing quest to explore the vast word of animal kingdom penises, we’ve learned some fascinating new insights about bat penises. Turns out bats are a lot more like humans than we thought.

If you’re into shocking Danish horror movies, you may be familiar with Lars Von Trier’s recent film Antichrist. Full of all sorts of shocking imagery, the script includes a scene where Willem Defoe’s character’s penis is exposed (and ejaculating a geyser of blood). The only problem was that the actor’s penis was so big that it was likely to “confuse” the audience, according to the director.

In the tradition of our past celebrity penis news, we’ll be taking a look at what German band Rammstein are up to. Something to do with giant pink dildos?

The ballsy graffiti of Brooklyn artist Dick Chicken proves that he’s no chicken, but maybe a bit of a dick. But what came first, the chicken or the cock?

Apparently there has been some gossip circulating that pop sensation Lady Gaga is packing a manly member under those crazy pants-less outfits. Another pop star, Mika, has decided to step in to set the record straight.

This story proves that with an iron will, anything is possible, but with an iron willy, you’re going to need a high-powered saw to ensure your penis doesn’t fall off. Intrigued? Read on to find out about how one California man found out the hard way about the importance of thinking before sticking your penis into an unbreakable hunk of steel, but was rescued just in time by a bunch of sweaty dudes.

We’ll take a look at “Green Porno,” a new series of short arty sex-education films featuring tons of hilariously crafted animal dongs. Truly, the cocksure actress Isabella Rossellini has come up with something spectacular.