Everybody hates SPAM, including the kind that tries to sell you penis enlargement products. The Onion News Network (a satirical news site) investigates how the American crackdown on penis enlargement SPAM is hurting some small economies overseas. Hilarious!

Now might be a good time if you’ve been considering ViMax penis enlargement patches. They’re offering some pretty exciting bonuses that might sweeten the deal for you if you order now.

Some humorous photos borrowed from awkwardboners.com, a blog dedicated to documenting photos of unfortunately-timed erections. Think you are the only one who gets a hard-on at inappropriate times? Think again, and prepare to laugh.

The Sit Down Stretch Penis Exercise is a simple and popular way of strengthening and increasing the size of your penis. We’ll take you step by step through this easy stretch so you can add it to your repertoire of natural penis enlargement methods.

Just when you thought we men couldn’t get any more ridiculous… Enter the glorious art form of Puppetry of the Penis. Hitting Broadway this summer is a humorous show where two Australian guys manipulate their junk into all sorts of shapes—food, objects, people, you name it. Even better, you can also learn to perform “genital origami” in your own home!

Something tells me that this is the kind of tattoo that will cause all sorts of regrets later in life. The anonymous man in this picture decided it was his duty to warn the world about his miniature member in the form of a giant tattoo proclaiming: “Warning: Small Cock.”

We’ll explain how to do the Circular Stretch Penis Exercise, a simple and effective method of natural penis enlargement. This popular form of jelqing is easy to learn and can be practiced in the privacy of your own home without buying any products at all.

We’ll be taking a look at RealTouch, a USB device that translates the action in pornographic movies into motorized ecstasy thanks to a little NASA-inspired ingenuity. We’ll explore the ins and outs of this impressive high-tech cock-pleaser and investigate what we feel might be some dangerous repercussions of such a product.

We’ll take a look at the Power Stretch Penis Enlargement Exercise, a popular form of jelqing. This exercise is very simple and easy to do, and is a very effective way to safely achieve a bigger penis without devices or medications.

HBO’s exciting new series Hung explores the question: can having a massive member help you survive an economic recession? In the new offbeat comedy series, harnessing the power of a big penis is the solution that one down-on-his-luck—but very well-endowed—man takes to solving his financial problems.