Recently, a man was caught snorting cocaine in a UK club. He was searched and found to have a bag of cocaine strapped to his penis. Could this trend catch on, causing drug traffickers to turn to penis enlargement for more effective cocaine storage? (Note: Although the news story is true, this article is a joke).

In the tradition of our past celebrity penis news, we’ll be taking a look at what German band Rammstein are up to. Something to do with giant pink dildos?

Yet another reason to enlarge your penis: small penis size causes bird flu! Well, not quite. But a new study shows a correlation between penis size in ducks and rate of flu infection.

It’s commonly assumed that when you drive a monster of a vehicle, it may be in order to compensate for a miniature penis size. So it was only fitting when the Russian automaker RussoBaltique opted to upholster their seats with leather from one of the largest penises in nature.

We’ll be taking a look at jelqing, its history, its advantages, its variations. As one of the oldest and most popular methods of natural penis enlargement, we think it deserves its own post, don’t you?

The ballsy graffiti of Brooklyn artist Dick Chicken proves that he’s no chicken, but maybe a bit of a dick. But what came first, the chicken or the cock?

If you’re considering a penis extender as a method of penis enlargement, this SizeGenetics review should be useful. We’ll let you in on what this particular “penis enlargement system” has to offer, so that you can make an informed decision as a consumer.

Apparently there has been some gossip circulating that pop sensation Lady Gaga is packing a manly member under those crazy pants-less outfits. Another pop star, Mika, has decided to step in to set the record straight.

A study carried out by Victoria University indicates that many men are concerned about their penis size, and this concern can greatly affect some men’s sense of wellbeing. Why are men so concerned about the size of their wangs? And what does this mean for male mental health?

This story proves that with an iron will, anything is possible, but with an iron willy, you’re going to need a high-powered saw to ensure your penis doesn’t fall off. Intrigued? Read on to find out about how one California man found out the hard way about the importance of thinking before sticking your penis into an unbreakable hunk of steel, but was rescued just in time by a bunch of sweaty dudes.