In a recent interview with soon-to-be Playgirl model Levi Johnston, the quasi-celeb was secretive when questioned about his penis size. Perhaps a more appropriate question would be: Who the hell cares?

Interested in enlarging your penis but are put off by surgery, pumps, extenders, patches, and pills? Penis Advantage is a penis exercise program that claims to put the power in your hands, without any of these external devices. We’ll be taking a look at this program to see if it is as effective as it claims in this Penis Advantage review.

We reported a while back about a new luxury SUV that would feature whale penis leather seats. This was exciting news for supporters of animal castration; however the automakers have recently stated that they won’t be offering this option anymore for their vehicles, because Pamela Anderson sent them angry emails. LOL!

In our continued efforts to search for the best and brightest products and practices in the world of penis enlargement, we’ll be taking a look at the Andromedical extender. The “Andropenis” penis enlargement extender is one of the most trusted of all extenders. This penis extender review will ask the question: Does it live up to the hype?

Good news for anyone suffering from Priapism, which is the condition whereby men experience unwanted erections that last for a really really long time and can cause permanent damage. New studies have shown promise for a new cure for this condition.

n our ongoing quest to explore the vast word of animal kingdom penises, we’ve learned some fascinating new insights about bat penises. Turns out bats are a lot more like humans than we thought.

Barnacles possess the biggest penis relative to body size in the animal kingdom (up to 50 times their body length!). But recent studies have shown that bigger doesn’t always equal better for these creatures. While barnacles with longer penises are more flexible and can reach more mates the shorter, more muscular penises are better for standing up to rougher waters.

If you’re into shocking Danish horror movies, you may be familiar with Lars Von Trier’s recent film Antichrist. Full of all sorts of shocking imagery, the script includes a scene where Willem Defoe’s character’s penis is exposed (and ejaculating a geyser of blood). The only problem was that the actor’s penis was so big that it was likely to “confuse” the audience, according to the director.

Kegel exercises are some of the most popular penis exercises out there. Why? Because they’re easy and they work. By doing daily Kegel exercises you can prolong ejaculation and have harder, stronger erections.

Recently, a man was caught snorting cocaine in a UK club. He was searched and found to have a bag of cocaine strapped to his penis. Could this trend catch on, causing drug traffickers to turn to penis enlargement for more effective cocaine storage? (Note: Although the news story is true, this article is a joke).