If you’re into shocking Danish horror movies, you may be familiar with Lars Von Trier’s recent film Antichrist. Full of all sorts of shocking imagery, the script includes a scene where Willem Defoe’s character’s penis is exposed (and ejaculating a geyser of blood). The only problem was that the actor’s penis was so big that it was likely to “confuse” the audience, according to the director.

Kegel exercises are some of the most popular penis exercises out there. Why? Because they’re easy and they work. By doing daily Kegel exercises you can prolong ejaculation and have harder, stronger erections.

Recently, a man was caught snorting cocaine in a UK club. He was searched and found to have a bag of cocaine strapped to his penis. Could this trend catch on, causing drug traffickers to turn to penis enlargement for more effective cocaine storage? (Note: Although the news story is true, this article is a joke).

In the tradition of our past celebrity penis news, we’ll be taking a look at what German band Rammstein are up to. Something to do with giant pink dildos?

Yet another reason to enlarge your penis: small penis size causes bird flu! Well, not quite. But a new study shows a correlation between penis size in ducks and rate of flu infection.

It’s commonly assumed that when you drive a monster of a vehicle, it may be in order to compensate for a miniature penis size. So it was only fitting when the Russian automaker RussoBaltique opted to upholster their seats with leather from one of the largest penises in nature.

We’ll be taking a look at jelqing, its history, its advantages, its variations. As one of the oldest and most popular methods of natural penis enlargement, we think it deserves its own post, don’t you?

The ballsy graffiti of Brooklyn artist Dick Chicken proves that he’s no chicken, but maybe a bit of a dick. But what came first, the chicken or the cock?

If you’re considering a penis extender as a method of penis enlargement, this SizeGenetics review should be useful. We’ll let you in on what this particular “penis enlargement system” has to offer, so that you can make an informed decision as a consumer.