Apparently there has been some gossip circulating that pop sensation Lady Gaga is packing a manly member under those crazy pants-less outfits. Another pop star, Mika, has decided to step in to set the record straight.

A study carried out by Victoria University indicates that many men are concerned about their penis size, and this concern can greatly affect some men’s sense of wellbeing. Why are men so concerned about the size of their wangs? And what does this mean for male mental health?

This story proves that with an iron will, anything is possible, but with an iron willy, you’re going to need a high-powered saw to ensure your penis doesn’t fall off. Intrigued? Read on to find out about how one California man found out the hard way about the importance of thinking before sticking your penis into an unbreakable hunk of steel, but was rescued just in time by a bunch of sweaty dudes.

Considering penis enlargement pills? We’ll take an in-depth look at MaxiRex, a popular method of natural penis enlargement. We hope this MaxiRex review makes your decision as a consumer easier.

We’ll take a look at “Green Porno,” a new series of short arty sex-education films featuring tons of hilariously crafted animal dongs. Truly, the cocksure actress Isabella Rossellini has come up with something spectacular.

It must have seemed like a good idea at the time. In 2006, an Oklahoma judge was convicted of indecent exposure for using his penis enlargement pump in the courtroom. His recent bid for back benefits was refused.

Maybe having a small penis isn’t all bad? This humorous list borrowed from Asylum.com considers 13 reasons why having a mini-member can be a good thing. The list was written by LA author and producer Alan Weider, who has proven that small penises are a laughing matter after all.

A landlord in Toronto learned that laughter is the best medicine—especially if it is at the expense of the jerk who wronged you. Recently, a vulgar individual decided to pee all over the lobby of Alex Hess’s building, only to find himself the victim of hilarious public mockery, and the star of a new website—smallpenisalert.com.